Language learning is exhausting. But even worse than struggling to pay attention for a full 6 hours a day, is motivation. I have a hard time finding and keeping motivated in the evenings. I have lots of things I could do, but I still don’t know what works best for me. What makes it stick?! So, instead of studying, here are the things I do that I think seem productive, but really it is just me avoiding the inevitable:
1. Clean my house. Need your toilets scrubbed? Because I would rather do that than sit down and conjugate verbs.
2. Vacuum. The sweet dolcent tones of the vacuum cleaner are so soothing after listening to Arabic all day.
3. Translate English into Oklahoman. Because I don’t have enough languages in my brain already.
4. Blog. Avoidance level bravo.
5. Eat sour cream. Alright, I have an unhealthy relationship with sour cream. I sneak into my fridge, grab a spoon, and eat sour cream like it is ice cream. I just ate chips and salsa, so I could have an excuse to eat sour cream. So, basically, I just ate chips with sour cream and a wee bit of salsa.
6. Dance around my sunroom. Turn off the lights, blare the Taylor Swift, and shake it out. Nothing beats avoiding language like shaking your hips until they fall off or your neighbors complain.
7. Happy hours. That’s work right?
8. Watch the cleaners in the office building next to my apartment. They have these nifty little backpack vacuums that look super fun.
9. Shop on Amazon, but never buy anything. It’s the best of all worlds.
10. Read the FAM. The Foreign Affairs Manual, because it’s only creepy if I quote it.
11. Text people. Everyone needs to know every little thing I’m doing right?
12. Do yoga. Well sorta, and in bursts. And then I get bored and would rather stare at those vacuum backpacks.
13. Make lists.