I was just holding a wad of cash that I am going to deposit at the bank later this week. (Part of which is money I actually saved last month!) I literally looked at the wad of cash, assessed it and started talking to the cash. A little crazy, yes, but whatever. Here was the dialogue, yes it talked back:
Me: Hmmm, you would make a really nice pair of shoes.
Me: Or two tasting menus in South Africa. Imagine the 8 course meals with wine pairings. The ambience. The delicious foods that have been expertly prepared.
Cash: We are intrigued.
Me: Or this could be two trips to the beach! No! 4 if I am frugal!
Cash: Also a worthy option.
Me: Or a sofa.
Cash: WTF is wrong with you? No.
Me: Okay, not a sofa. Let’s wave this around in the air some more.
Me: Tasting menus it is.
Cash: You know you really ought to make me a rainy day emergency fund.
Me: Shut the hell up and go back in your hole.
Cash: That’s what she said.